Vermin
“Husband: Apalling! Wife: Oh, you’re always complaining. Husband: What’s for afterwards? Wife: Well, there’s rat pie, rat pudding, rat sorbet or, uh, strawberry tart. Husband: Strawberry tart? Wife: Well, uh, it’s got some rat in it. Husband: How much? Wife: Six. Rather a lot really. Husband: I’ll have a slice without so much rat in […]